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Mary Sue Can Suck My Dick by Squidbiscuit Mary Sue Can Suck My Dick by Squidbiscuit
THIS WILL SOOOOOOOOOOO BE SCRAPPED SOON!
I did it in celebration of Dani's rant-tastic journal which can be read here [link] and for her Parody Sue that she wrote [link] :icondurrhurrplz: Parody Sues are the BEST THINGS EVER! I think they kinda show these chicks how stupid they sound to everyone else.
Seriously bitches it's not THAT hard to get a REAL boyfriend...as long as you got a twat there will be at least one guy in the world who will want to plow you....even if he is REALLY drunk. Ya don't need to be intruding in on perfectly good fandoms with this crap...it's an embarrassment.

Anyway here's my generic Mary Sue character that I gave a back story to in a chat with Dani

Okay...Her name is Trixie D. Fancysons...she has ZOAN ability that turns her into a sparkle dog and she is madly in wuv with Captain Kidd. She uses a sword that looks like Law's only it's purple cause dats her most fav color. She was abused by her father and her evil stepmother because she was SOOOOOOOOOO pretty. Her real mother was killed by the world government so that's why she is be a pirate nao. She has one blue eye and one white eye....HER WHITE EYE CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!! XD And her hair is blonde with pink streaks.

That was copied straight from the chat with Dani....we're nuts.....I tried to hit every stereotype.

Also there is ONE Supernova Mary Sue fic up on FF.net... that kinda helped fuel the hate that me and Dani are spewing today :iconffffplz:
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:iconkawaiikemonomimi:
KawaiiKemonomimi Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013
This drawing is awesome! I love the dialog.
I'm going to watch Aliento read Mary Sue fanfiction now.
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bernetwolfamber1 Featured By Owner May 30, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AHHH I LOVE IT AWESOME X3
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Techne123 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
There's one Mary Sue in the Resident Evil section thats stood out to me recently.

Her names Soren Redfield, shes the daughter of Chris Redfield and *insert non-jill valentine name*. She's 16 yrs old and is a member of STARS...in RE1 of all games.

The funny thing about this is, Chris would've had to of been 9 yrs old when he had her! XD
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Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
HAHA! XD That is hilarious!
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Techne123 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, her excuse was that she made Chris 'older and that its fanficion'.

Lousy excuses.
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Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
HAHAHA XD I agree.
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:icontechne123:
Techne123 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Yep, and her friends think that by reporting me it does any good. You can't get banned for giving an honest critique, even if it IS bad.
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Wafflepunk Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2010
parody sues kick ass.
i made one called *insert horrendously long name here*.
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Wafflepunk Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2010
although REAL sues don't. :p
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Alicia-x-Itachi Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Mary Sues suck ass, but I have no need of a real man in my life.
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