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Mary Sue Can Suck My Dick by Squidbiscuit Mary Sue Can Suck My Dick by Squidbiscuit
THIS WILL SOOOOOOOOOOO BE SCRAPPED SOON!
I did it in celebration of Dani's rant-tastic journal which can be read here [link] and for her Parody Sue that she wrote [link] :icondurrhurrplz: Parody Sues are the BEST THINGS EVER! I think they kinda show these chicks how stupid they sound to everyone else.
Seriously bitches it's not THAT hard to get a REAL boyfriend...as long as you got a twat there will be at least one guy in the world who will want to plow you....even if he is REALLY drunk. Ya don't need to be intruding in on perfectly good fandoms with this crap...it's an embarrassment.

Anyway here's my generic Mary Sue character that I gave a back story to in a chat with Dani

Okay...Her name is Trixie D. Fancysons...she has ZOAN ability that turns her into a sparkle dog and she is madly in wuv with Captain Kidd. She uses a sword that looks like Law's only it's purple cause dats her most fav color. She was abused by her father and her evil stepmother because she was SOOOOOOOOOO pretty. Her real mother was killed by the world government so that's why she is be a pirate nao. She has one blue eye and one white eye....HER WHITE EYE CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!! XD And her hair is blonde with pink streaks.

That was copied straight from the chat with Dani....we're nuts.....I tried to hit every stereotype.

Also there is ONE Supernova Mary Sue fic up on FF.net... that kinda helped fuel the hate that me and Dani are spewing today :iconffffplz:
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:iconkawaiikemonomimi:
KawaiiKemonomimi Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013
This drawing is awesome! I love the dialog.
I'm going to watch Aliento read Mary Sue fanfiction now.
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:iconbernetwolfamber1:
bernetwolfamber1 Featured By Owner May 30, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AHHH I LOVE IT AWESOME X3
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:icontechne123:
Techne123 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
There's one Mary Sue in the Resident Evil section thats stood out to me recently.

Her names Soren Redfield, shes the daughter of Chris Redfield and *insert non-jill valentine name*. She's 16 yrs old and is a member of STARS...in RE1 of all games.

The funny thing about this is, Chris would've had to of been 9 yrs old when he had her! XD
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Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
HAHA! XD That is hilarious!
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:icontechne123:
Techne123 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, her excuse was that she made Chris 'older and that its fanficion'.

Lousy excuses.
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:iconsquidbiscuit:
Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011
HAHAHA XD I agree.
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:icontechne123:
Techne123 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Yep, and her friends think that by reporting me it does any good. You can't get banned for giving an honest critique, even if it IS bad.
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Wafflepunk Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2010
parody sues kick ass.
i made one called *insert horrendously long name here*.
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:iconwafflepunk:
Wafflepunk Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2010
although REAL sues don't. :p
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Alicia-x-Itachi Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Mary Sues suck ass, but I have no need of a real man in my life.
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xBaby-Deathx Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2010
:XD: nice, you should just make her your rage pit for every time a little Sue comes to bother you or you see something that pisses you off involving a little Mary Sue:XD: ohnoes, Poor Trixie D. Fancysons:iconhurrhurrplz:
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:iconsquidbiscuit:
Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2010
XD I would! though I feel if I drew her more then once it would turn her into a REAL mary sue and I would have to lop off my own head for something as atrocious as that!
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xBaby-Deathx Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2010
XD yeah, but i'd still lul at seeing her in chains and losing all her "beauty attributes" through torturous meansXDXD hehe, characters for sadistic purposes alone are fun<3
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Ryuza-Kahou Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2009
Oh my god!
There is a supernova sue on ff.net?
Link me please?

Btw I like those thingy that covered her tits
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:iconsquidbiscuit:
Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2009
[link] There it is....I read about half of the first chapter....and then I left a flame for the first time in my life!
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:iconryuza-kahou:
Ryuza-Kahou Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2009
OH MY GOD!
SHIIIIITT!!!
I really hate this fic!
(Well, I just read 3 chapters but it makes me really sick!)
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't rant here..
But I'm just, I'm just!
Aaaaaagh!
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:iconsquidbiscuit:
Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2009
OMFG I KNOW RIGHT! :icondurrhurrplz: it's absolutely sickening!
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:iconryuza-kahou:
Ryuza-Kahou Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2009
yeah!
the most horrible part is the 3rd chapter i think?
on no! KIDD!!!
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:iconsquidbiscuit:
Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2009
XD I can't believe you were able to read THAT far into it!
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:iconryuza-kahou:
Ryuza-Kahou Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2009
yeah.. I CANT BELIEVE IT!!
oh my god! there's Law on the 4th chapter (whaat?!! I'M STILL READING IT)
and from what i see in the reviews it seems that she have an ability to make an earth quake..
WHAT? SHE STOLE WHITEBEARD'S POWER!!
i wish i could flame her, but i didn't have a ff.net account
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Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2009
YOU DON'T HAFTA HAVE AN ACCOUNT TO FLAME! I left one anonymously! XD But she totally deleted it...I mean I would've too.
XD I remember exactly what I said too.
"Mary Sues are the scum of fandoms. Get a real boyfriend, whore."
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SavageValentine Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009
I think I love you. I know I love this sketch. And that Mary-Sue on ff.net can burn in Hell!! You know, I swear I was trying to come up with a character sort of like her (but without the Mary-Sue tendencies, cause I'm not a retard) but then she came along and I saw it and I was like, 'Wow, that's totally gay. Back to square one.' But I have a new character plotted out now who I think is much better, but I'm gonna run her through a Mary-Sue litmus test before I go writing anything that requires commitment.
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tacoregalia Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009
Back when I was young and naive, I wrote an awful awful awful Sue into one of the biggest Sue magnets of all time, Lord of the Rings. Oh god, it's exactly like how you would write a Parody Sue, but I was completely serious and that made it disturbing when I reread it.

I haven't deleted it because it's awesome how terrifying her and her friends are.
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JLAHportfolio Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009
DUUUDE I love how specific and (even more so) unrealistic Mary Sues are. Seriously, who reads that shit!?! LoL great parody.

You forgot how much all the guys like her and how they all swoon over her but she's too good for all of them. They want her so bad and are destracted of any eminent danger but she knows exactly how to fix things.

You know what else I hate!? When people adapt already existing characters with developed personalities into themselves! You can't find good fanfic these days!
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:iconsquidbiscuit:
Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009
OMG I KNOW RIGHT!

Yah...the fic I read had a chick like that....fuckin' disgusted me.

Yeah people these days just can't write! :iconffffplz:
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Ryzel Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2009
omg lol I love the reaction and that little face on the pic after you said "this is how all mary sue stories should end" I swear to god that exact expression was in Ranma 1/2 0_0 XD but yes! down with mary sues!
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:iconsquidbiscuit:
Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2009
XD Thank you! I've actually never read Ranma 1/2....so it must be so crazy coincidence.
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:iconryzel:
Ryzel Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009
oh man you gatta read it! or atleast watch it! XD put it this way, a guy falls into a cursed spring, so now whenever he's doused with cold water he turns into a red headed girl *snickers* you would soooo love it lol
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:iconsquidbiscuit:
Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009
Yah I know what it's about........I just haven't had the chance to read it XD
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:iconryzel:
Ryzel Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009
ah well trust me read it lol its worth it, Shampoo has to be my fav character though specially sence shes the 'only' fiance Ranma somehow snagged on his own XD the rest were his fathers fault but still shes bad ass XD
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JExy-tan Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
don't forget that she got bitten by edward cullen and is now a sparkley vampire
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Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2009
Damn! I forgot to mention that! And I put sparkles around her and everything! :icondurrhurrplz:
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JExy-tan Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yeah i definatly noticed that right after i sent that
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TheLeopardwerecat Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2009  Student Digital Artist
:iconimhappyplz:
You two should really vent your hate more often; the results are frigging hilarious (just read Dani's parody...:icondurrhurrplz: )

And oh lolz, sparkle dogs.

I hate them with a vengeance :>
And oh lolzx2!: Kidd has Syphilis. Which shouldn't be funny but it is because Mary-Slapper prolly caught it. Pfffft. :iconicameplz:
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Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2009
XD Yeah I totally DOUBT we'll ever do anything this stupid again....well at least this kind of stupid anyway.
Yes sparkle dogs are the devil :iconragefaceplz:

YES! I believe Syphilis is probably the most common of all pirate STDs...plus I couldn't think of anything better.
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:iconutsukushii-sama:
Utsukushii-sama Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2009
Irrelevantly the Mary Sue is totally hot, I'd hit that :|
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:iconsquidbiscuit:
Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2009
Pfffffft She was apparently hot enough to turn a gay man straight...for one night. :icondurrhurrplz:
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LoveCartoonGame Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2009
wow :wow:
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Fyahe Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2009
You forgot to add that she's related to some main character in some vague not mysterious retarded way. o:

Liiiiike...

being Luffy's older sister but her 'dad' stole her away because she was such a pretty baby and his whore mistress wanted her for herself or else she'd eat the candy house in the middle of the woods and get FAT.

...
Yeah, sounds reasonable enough.




and lol star tits.
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Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2009
XD Well someone did say that she kinda looked like Killer with tits....so she could be Killer's sister....OR HIS DAUGHTER FROM THE FUTURE! I like that better :icondurrhurrplz:
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Me-is-fluffz Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2009
You are awesome.

You hit everything on the dot with the stereo types. And your humor inspires me. And well, this is great meditation for your hate of those mary-sue fics am I right?
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:iconsquidbiscuit:
Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2009
You are so right! Thank you!
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AmandaUrban Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2009
O.o . . . . some how . . that almost looks like Killer . . . with boobs . . RoFL

"and yeah Im gay" XD
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Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2009
XD I've drawn Killer with tits before....it's probably just where I didn't give her any eyes.
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:iconryuza-kahou:
Ryuza-Kahou Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2009
LOL, I've read the parody fic,
and it makes me laugh so hard!
Parody of mary sue are the best!!!
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Leaviel Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
:rofl: see, this is why I keep my Mary-Sueing in my HEAD. I don't need to inflict my silly dreams on the rest of the world... of course, MY Mary Sue really IS myself... so no sparkles... or dogs... eww.... XP
as for the boyfriend thing, I'm 20 and I've never had one... because apparently the only guys who are interested in me (or rather, actually asked me out) are the really socially awkward, unattractive ones... *frustrated sigh* but still, I vent that by reading silly fluff fanfics... you know, the ones with two CANNON characters... :XD:
joke Mary Sues are THE BEST, though!!! like one Harry Potter one I read where she tried to get together with anyone and the only one who'd take her was Wormtail... :rofl: it was GREAT.
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Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2009
Well it's okay to be single...I've had a few boyfriends...but I'm so incredibly awkward around people that they don't stay too long XD which is fine with me...I have too much to do to deal with another person.
But will always have the option to have a boyfriend...even if he is unattractive and socially awkward XD
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:iconleaviel:
Leaviel Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
^^; yeah, it just gets lonesome sometimes...
and I suppose you're right... but then, I'm picky. :D
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CoralSnake Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2009   Traditional Artist
OH MY GOD *dies* you forgot to mention that ontop of having the DF power, she's 100 times stronger than all the marines put together AND can heal herself. So she's virtually indestructable.

I HATE MARYSUES and I HATE characters with no flaws Dx I HATE HATE HATE HATE PERFECT CHARACTERS ... when I draw... or when I create... my characters ALWAYS have flaws. I can't help it it makes them more interesteding. I know people and have known people who seriuosly... they totally made characters JUST LIKE THAT not necessarily for fan fiction... but as their ORIGINAL characters which I use that word VERY LIGHTLY cause nothing about them was original.

btw... I like the bit about her sword being just like Laws but a different ... color... *DIES* PFFTTT SO TRUE SO TRUE SO TRUE xDDD I seriously HATE Marysues... isn't more fun to just make CRACK PAIRINGS!??? I mean... I can't imagine Kuma and Moria not together... xDDD *dies* ok i'm done ranting...

your pic is amazing xD
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Squidbiscuit Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2009
Well those abilities are a given :icondurrhurrplz:

OMFG I hate ALL types of Mary Sue...not just the perfect ones.....actually the Angsty Sue's can be worse... cause they riddled with flaws and are only looking for sympathy....there are people who do that in real life too though...and I just wanna kick them in the face.:iconragefaceplz: But yeah I will never understand the need to pair OC's with Canon characters...especially when there's already so many whores in OP to choose from.
OMFG I KNOW RIGHT! Crack pairings are like the best thing EVER! ESPECIALLY KUMA AND MORIA :iconhurrplz: You are the only person in the entire world who can make that hot :heart:

THANK YOU SO MUCH!
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